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Dave Barry's Blog: SPEAKING OF GREAT FOOD IDEAS:

about 9 hours ago
• SPEAKING OF GREAT FOOD IDEAS:
• YUCK YUM
• CANCEL THE CAKE
• A LOT OF THINGS ARE ILLEGAL IN NEW YORK
• THIS WILL ONLY ENCOURAGE HIM
• WE CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY THOUGHT OF THIS EARLIER
• SEND HER TO WASHINGTON
• CANADA
• UNFORTUNATELY, BECAUSE OF OUR STRICT ETC. …full story

Stuff White People Like: Every four years the planet comes together to cel

about 16 hours ago
• Stuff White People Like: Every four years the planet comes together to celebrate the World Cup and since white people make up a portion the world, they are not immune to the excitement. However, before you start planning out long watching sessions with white …full story

Stuff White People Like: #133 The World Cup June 1, 2010 by clander Every

7:36 PM Jul 29th
• Stuff White People Like: #133 The World Cup June 1, 2010 by clander Every four years the planet comes together to celebrate the World Cup and since white people make up a portion the world, they are not immune to the excitement. However, before …full story

The Spoof: US Headlines Arizona To Secede From The Union Man killed by Laur

1:14 AM May 4th
• The Spoof: US Headlines Arizona To Secede From The Union Man killed by Laura Bush in Car Crash Speaks Out; Demands Book Royalty Cut …full story

Jokesdot.com: How To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer 10.

12:07 AM Dec 23rd
• Jokesdot.com: How To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots …full story

Blogged.com: Michael Markarian: Obstructionist Lawmakers Harm Animals and

7:02 AM Jul 19th
• Blogged.com: Michael Markarian: Obstructionist Lawmakers Harm Animals and the Economy The Huffington Post The U.S. House of Representatives this morning passed H.R. 1018, the Restore Our American Mustangs Act, by a vote of 239-185. This legislation championed by House Natural Resources …full story

Leaked from Palin's Debate Prep? -- Political Wire

11:59 AM Oct 3rd
• Click on headline to see a readable copy of Sarah Palin's debate flow …full story

Pet rabbit hops to rescue to save owners from fire - Times Online

3:19 PM Jul 28th
• A pet rabbit has been credited with saving an Australian couple from a fire that started in their house while they slept. The rabbit woke its owners, Michelle Finn and her partner Gerry Keogh, by scratching on their bedroom door when smoke poured through the house in the Macleod area of Melbourne. …full story

The 5 Creepiest Death Rituals From Around the World | Cracked.com

2:22 PM Jul 28th
• Let's face it, there isn't a non-creepy way to deal with a dead body. We fill it with chemicals and bury it, or burn it. But as unpleasant as that business is, some cultures have taken body disposal to a whole, new, terrifying level. …full story

Man flashes beer gut before robbing convenience store

7:11 PM Jul 25th
• If you're gonna flash your flesh, please, make it worth seeing. Don't be like the robber who flashed his beer gut before robbing a Polk County conveniece store, as reported by Tampa Bay's Channel 10. Surveillance photos captured way more of his blubbery body than we wanted to see. …full story

Acupuncture used to improve taste of sushi - Weird and Odd News

7:09 PM Jul 25th
• A Japanese company has started giving acupuncture to tuna in a bid to give their sushi a better flavour. They claim that the acupuncture session means the blood in the tuna becomes purer, they do not need treated with chemicals and the flesh has a better taste. …full story

Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting - Yahoo! News

7:06 PM Jul 25th
• MILWAUKEE - A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed. ADVERTISEMENT According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." …full story

San Francisco George Bush Memorial Sewage Treatment Plant : Ecoscraps

5:53 PM Jul 24th
• Reagan has his highways. Lincoln has his memorial. Washington has the capital (and a state, too). But President Bush may soon be the sole president to have a memorial named after him that you can contribute to from the bathroom. …full story

Passenger returns to seat naked

7:30 PM Jul 21st
• A Boston-Los Angeles flight diverted Friday to Oklahoma City after a young man went into the bathroom and emerged without his clothes. He got dressed again and returned to his seat, but then headed for an emergency exit door, where passengers helped stop him before he could do any mischief. …full story

Global Warming and Penis Size - TheSpoof.com :

11:27 AM Jul 16th
• The significance of the UN' study result is far reaching. It explains why birth rates in cold climates are always less than in hot climates, why the term "Latin Lovers" is relevant in hot climates and why expletives like "dick head" and "big prick" are also common in hot climates. …full story

Fart Tanks Fight Methane, Give Al Gore Weird Ideas

9:42 PM Jul 15th
• Being the world's largest beef producer with 55 million cows, Argentinian scientists tested claims about bovines being one of the worst polluters on the planet thanks to the methane they produce. To do this, they used big pink tanks on top of the cows, connected to their intestines with a tube inserted into their rear end (what scientist technically refer to as "That Cow's Ass"). …full story

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